Dad joke #5

A passenger sits in the back of a taxi. Han pats the driver on the shoulder and suddenly the taxi driver starts swerving the taxi totally out of control. He nearly hits a bus and finally manages to stop the taxi a few inches before smashing through a shop window. The passenger exclaims shocked: “Boy, are you nervous. I patted you on the shoulder to tell you something”.  “I am very sorry”, the taxi driver says. “This is my first day as a taxi driver”. “I used to drive a hearse”.

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